The Initiation - Colombian Style (Asses of the Caribbean)

I just found this video few days ago in a blog of bizarre stuff/terror movies. After watching I can say that nor my friends nor me are the same as before XD
Never thought I would watch such thing in a documentary, pay special attention to the last 2 minutes and the happy guy Martín.

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-sex/asses-of-the-caribbean#

Onde non chegue un galego...

Un homiño da terra gana un concurso televisivo xaponés cantando nin máis nin menos que a intro de "As bolas máxicas". Poucos serían os nacidos nos 80 que algunha vez non cantaron ou cando menos tararearon unha das series anime que máis influencia tivo entre os novos do Xabarín Club, e incluso pre-Xabarín, que eu acórdome de ser asiduo a SonGoku antes de que o club ese entrara na TVG. Pois este rapaz vigués, que parece ser que automáticamente se convirte nun icono entre os fans de anime españois, foi o gañador do concurso xaponés que sae no video, o cal parece un desvarío de colores, flashes e subtitulos cun formato moi... xaponés (non teño adxectivos para esa forma de facer tv) bastante diferente ós programas nacionales...

Only in Russia II

Rico rico y con Fundamento ou como queira que se chamase.
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É ben sabido polos que estivemos en Estonia que os locales e os rusos, 20% da población de Estonia, non é que se leven especialmente ben, e a miúdo os meus amigos estonianos tenden a ridiculizar ós rusos e viceversa (ou eso intentan). E é curioso o habitual que é que entre estonianos se pasen videos ou que mos pasen a mín, coma este, que eu non me poño de parte de ninguén (ainda que entendo mellor a parte dos locales), pero hei de admitir que teñen a súa gracia:

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I have hardly had seen someone more drunk than this guy, the title of the video is quite right XD

First time I have listened to the song called "Diamonds & Rust" was when I was pretty young in the middle of the 80's. We had that original casette of Judas Priest, "Sin After Sin" (1977) and I remember it wasn't one of my favourite ones at that time, I liked more "British Steel", "Screaming for Vengeance" or "Defenders of the Faith". I recall "Sin After Sin" a bit irregular, and specially remember one of the worst songs Judas had ever made under my point of view, the sad (and depressing) "Here Come the Tears". On the other hand, the second song "Diamonds and Rust" was one of my favourites (wow, somehow I'm feeling the need of taking back those albums and give another listening after so many years). I thought for lots of years that that song was from Judas Priest, and I guess many people did cause it fitted very well with the sound of the band. Besides, the original author wasn't so known here in Spain.

So, "Diamonds and Rust" was firstly recorded in 1975 by the american folk singer Joan Baez. In the song, Baez recounts an out-of-the-blue phone call from an old lover, which sends her a decade back in time, to a seedy hotel in Greenwich Village. She recalls giving him a pair of cuff links, and summarizes that memories bring "diamonds and rust" (time both turns dirty charcoal into beautiful diamonds and shiny metal into ugly rust).
Joan Baez

It is often said that the song describes Baez's relationship with Bob Dylan, ten years prior. In Baez's memoir, And a Voice to Sing With, she recounted how she told Dylan that the song was actually about her husband David Harris, thereby countering the claim that the song was about Dylan and Baez. Although Dylan is not specifically named in the song, Baez has admitted in her memoir as well as in a number of interviews that he is the inspiration for the song.

Judas Priest cover (right now listening again to "Last Rose of the Summer" and oufff I recall why I didnt like so much that album).


Blackmore's Night cover
More similar to the original one, and with an excellent performance by Candice Night

Can nervousism cause a boner in public?

Well that's what I asked myself after seeing this video from the X-Factor castings, and I recalled that one of Jean Claude VanDamme as well... oh maybe you didnt see those? ok first Steve in the audition:

That famous video of the belgian action-star actor.. obviously, this time wasnt because of .. nerviousism XDD

Soooo I guess learning some clues to hide your erection in public wouldnt be bad XD

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Dont know if it's "real" or not, but indeed hilarious XD


"I only wanna be with you" is a song by Mike Hawker and Ivor Raymonde. It was the first solo single released by British singer Dusty Springfield in 1963. It was a popular success, reaching #4 UK, #12 US, #6 Australia, and #21 Canada. In the US, it was one of the first pre-Beatles hits of the British Invasion of 1964.

This song was covered by many different artists from every music style:
for example The Tourists with Annie Lennox:

The 80's techno pop of Samantha Fox:

And the metal version comes from Volbeat, a band from Denmark which became quite famous since the release of their last album "Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood":

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I've had quite a lot of laughs with this "how to censore a porn video"



Lots of people still believe "Walking in the air" is a composition of Tuomas Holopainen for the great Oceanborn's Nightwish album, but it is not.
The original song was made in 1982 by Howard Blake for the animation movie called "The Snowman". This was a short film based on an english child's tale that won the Oscar award in 1983 of Best Short Animated Film.
Howard Blake - Walking In The Air (Soundtrack The Snowman (1982))

From the album "Oceanborn":
Nightwish - Walking In The Air (1998)

But there is one more cover song that I want to place here cause I personally think it totally smashes the cover of Nightwish and is way far better. With the voice of Chloë Agnew..
Celtic Woman - Walking In The Air

Celtic Woman is a band formed in 2004 by 6 irish girls: the singers Chloë Agnew, Órla Fallon, Méav Ní Mhaolchatha, Lisa Kelly, Hayley Westenra and with violin Máiréad Nesbitt

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Nightmares...
...and collisions...

Today's cover song comes from the fraud russian "artificial band" called t.A.T.u. I took their worldwide succesful song "All the things she said" of 2002.

Money and marketing can get everything in music business.
t.A.T.u. - All the things she said

... and this is the right way to play it:
The Berzerker - All the things she said

The Berzerker is an Australian band formed in the middle of the 90's that plays Industrial GrindCore Death. At the beginning they were famous for using "monster masks", but they left that when they released their third album... maybe because they didnt want to be confused with any Lordi's fan? probably XD

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Months ago I found this video that seemed to be quite popular through internet. There were many versions later, and even one fan page was created afterwards with gadjets and publicity about the character. Right now there are HUNDREDS of versions in the web! Anyway, here you have first the original one, and then different funny mixes.
Know the ...
Techno Viking!!!

(I'd like to know what liquid is inside that bottle)

Original video

The Techno Viking phenomenon

Techno Viking Thriller

Mortal Techno Viking


Cover song I've chosen this time is the 2007 famous song "Apologize" from the US band One Republic. The hip hop singer Timbaland remixed the song later and the result is the one that everyone knows... a really nice song under my point of view.
Timbaland feat. One Republic - Apologize

I recently discovered this band called All Ends. They are from Sweden and do a kind of metal-rock style. I was surprised when I had a look at their other video of "Walk Away".
First, guitars are totally Stromblad-In Flames particular sound.
And second, the 2 singers that that band has... beautiful singers but I really dont get the musical meaning of having 2 singers that have the same tone of voice.
It sounds for me like just marketing based in the "female singer (x2) fan effect".
All Ends - Apologize

I have later read that Jesper Stromblad helped and supported the band... hummm not surprising... and that days ago one of the singers had quit, so the band recruited the powerpop singer Jonna Sailon (...)

Funny to see the "music I like" in her facebook profile.

Homer Files

Todos nos acordamos de cando os axentes Mulder e Scully apareceron na serie Los Simpsons naquel capitulo no que Burns se escapaba do hospital sedado hasta as trancas e fluorescente, non?

O que seguro que non esperabades era o caso inverso, que pasou realmente nun dos capítulos de Expediente X. Non o credes?
Ahí vai:

Youtube Wars

Darth Vader, un tipo listo


Obi Wan un pouco "pasao"...


Éste é moooooooi bueno, mira que me rín a primeira vez XDD


Rap de Vader... (en inglés)


Versión do cómico norteamericano Richard Cheese "Star Wars Cantina"


Uhna pena que non poida incrustarlo aquí... cousas dos autores...
pero ahí vai o link da versión de Weird Al Jankovic, "The Saga Begins"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOid6I0RBts

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Muppets Korpiklaani (esta vai dedicada ó Pagan Pagan Warrior XD)

You might know Falco, he is a rock-pop-rap singer and songwriter who became famous in the 80's thanks to hits that were number one in the lists of lots of countries. We can remember him thanks to songs like "Rock Me Amadeus" (1985) or "Coming Home" (1986).
At the end of the 80's, he started having problems with drugs and family issues, and his career started to decline. He never sold as much as he did in the mid 80's.
His last released album in life was Nachtflug (1992), but he died when he had almost finished his upcoming album in 1998.
That album called "Out of the dark" was finally released when he already passed away in the same year due a car accident in Dominican Republic.
He had lots of songs in his work that talked about drugs or sex, and he had a lot of controversy thanks to that. Austria, his native country banned some of those songs like "Ganz Wien (... ist heut auf Heroin)" ("All Vienna consume heroin nowadays") or the hits “Der Komissar” y "Jeanny" (1985) which are related with a sexual crime.
One of the singles of his last album was the dance song "Mutter, Der Mann Mit Dem Koks Ist Da"

Falco - Mutter, Der Mann Mit Dem Koks Ist Da

Well, I wanted to tell this after watching the vid cause it was like I did for first time, and it's funny to see later the meaning behind the title and things we could see in the video...
That song means "Motherfucker, Oh Man, Am I Coked Up"
-'Koks' is the german word for charcoal, but also popular slang for cocaine.
Basically its the children singing to their mother 'mother the man delivering the charcoal is here' at a time of general poverty, with charcoal being the only way to heat the lousy rooms, and the original popular song then going on with the children wondering how mother would then pay the bill for the charcoal, cause they have no money, and then later in the way the mother reacts to the childrens questions insinuating the mother dealing out sex/favours to the delivery man to desperately somehow get him to still give her the coal to be able to support for the children.

His insinuation is also very heavily pushed in the video to the song, where the 'white powder' is never shown as cocaine (of course also due to legal reason, but also always tongue-in-cheek), but always with the charcoal & mother/deliveryman situation, even though everyone knows about the 'REAL' context that Falco sang about in the song, thats being cocaine.-
(thanks to smjuke)

Stahlhammer is a band that I discovered 10 years ago thanks to a friend that I had in that pc share program called Soulseek. He strongly adviced me that metal austrian band which combines elements from industrial to hardcore to symphonic...
The video of the song is a good tribute as well to the double meaning that Falco liked so much :D

Stahlhammer - Der Mann Mit Dem Koks

15 minutos de Dragon Ball: Evolution

Como o das fotos ainda me vai levar un pouco de tempo, porque meu irmán estáas retocando, unindo varias e cuns efectos moi moi de rechupete, espero a que faiga algunha máis, e xa en breves meto o post ;)

Bueno, indo con este post, os da Fox sacaron extractos pequenos para intentar crear algo de expectación sobre esa cousa chamada Dragon Ball. Imos con eles:
Encontro de Songoku e Mutenroi

Igual que na serie, non?
Bueno, qué vemos así de primeiras? ufff que a decepción vai en aumento. Realmente sacar estes trozos non sei se sería o mellor. Todo nesa película ten un tufo insuperable e irremisible. É que non se salva nin a banda sonora.. guitarras eléctricas??? penso que non pintan moito ... e xa se intúe a qué tipo de público vai dirixida.
Mutenroi... sin palabras... realmente non sei qué pensar, nada bon pasa pola cabeza, pero é que a chulería de Songoku cando dice "Now I'm going to end it" XDDDD é moitaaaaaaaa jajaj
Realmente eu creo que sería unha boa peli de serie B, desas coas que suelo disfrutar, con malos actores, guións e diálogos estúpidos e cutrerío fílmico con delicatessen duns poucos millóns de presupuesto. O malo é que non mo poido tomar tan así desde que están facendo un sacrilegio coa obra orixinal, a que para moitos foi a nosa gran serie da infancia convertírona en cebo de adolescentes americanos.

Clip de Piccolo e o inicio do viaxe de Songoku

Bueno, aquí temos ó Piccolo que finalmente "colorearon" de verde logo de que hordas de fans increparan de ineptos ós autores da peli cando o viron de color blanco XDD
O aire de caspa non fai máis que reafirmarse, non? bueno, atentos para os siguientes

Encontro con Yamsha

"for a pretty thing like you? no problemo!" ?????? eeeeeing??? seica Goku vai ter rivales de chulería jajaj bueno bueno bueno
Eu recordaba a Yamsha ó principio bastante máis "precavido" coas mulleres.. en fin.. vai salindo que o único que esta cousa ten en común con Dragon Ball son os nombres dos personajes porque a este ritmo...
O que tampouco entendín de todo é que, parece que Goku e Mutenroi son bastante jefes con eso das artes marciales desde o principio, capaces de tirar ondas vitales e meter arrodabrazos contundentes con velocidad e esas cousas...
... e necesitan unha escaleira para salir dunha zanja???

Entrenamiento de Goku co abuelo

"prepare to eat dirt" ???? aimaaaaama esto vai de mal en peor XDDD
e non me digades que o momento "patada voladoraaaaaaaaaaaaaa" de Songoku non é para partirse XDDD
Dios noloaguanto ó Songoku este, e xa cando fala con ese asentaso americano buuuuuuuuuff

Chichi vs Chichi

aaaaaaaaaajajaj me parto!! O momento "a saltaaaaaaaa membeerilloooooooo" de Songoku cun lume de medio metro de altura é para quitarse o sombreiro, non tal? XDD

Encontro de Songoku con Bulma

Songoku é moi "cool", eso xa se presinte si...

Gohan vs Piccolo
E por último aquí vai outra joya máis, que non vos sona que esto pasara nunca? nah qué máis dá!! aqui trátase de innovar, por eso tamén Piccolo entra cual rapero con paso chulesco na casa XDDD

E qué me decides de esa última vista de Songoku, supoño que sería con Chichi. Non promete??? XDDD aiiiiiih que cousas XDDD

Top 15 Metal commercials

15 - Kit Kat e Lemmy

14 - Hai algo máis bizarro que Alice Cooper anunciando grapas!?!?

13 - Incluso os de Toyota se atreveron co Metal!

12 - Atun Power, o último que ainda sale na TV

11 - Por certo, non pensastes en regalarlle a algunha meniña unha moñeca de kiss? adoptan todas as posicións! e non o digo eu...

10 - Katafalk nun anuncio holandés

09 - A Kiss tanto lles dá que si coca cola ou pepsi, mentres haxa cartos, as dúas saben ben XD


08 - Volksvagen, Sepultura dandoo todo no concierto

07 - Judas Priest commercials.. ah qué tempos ese Halford con pelo


06 - Champú e sí! este anuncio non está retocado! XD

05 - Iron Maiden, seguridad ante todo

04 - Anuncio de Samsung e Ozzy mostrando o seu bon humor

03 - KFC black metal commercial.. this is hot!

02 - O anuncio noruego no que sale Jorn Lande - cool prix tv

01 - Cómo non, non atopei outro mellor ca este, "lo vais a flipar, colegas", fruto da cultura metalpaco jevispano, o anuncio que todo jevi nacional esperaba, ademáis ven con un dvd de regalo que...

Enslaved vs ovella

Ésta é unha noticia que sucedeu fai xa máis de 1 ano, pero a verdade é que non me enterara ata fai poucos días.
A historia é como sigue:
Os vikingos progresivos de Enslaved decidiron cargar contra o político noruego Lars Sponheim cando éste proclamou que todo tipo de descarga musical ilícita na rede fora legalizada. Cando os de Enslaved oíron tal, puxéronse os cascos vikingos e dirixíronse cual horda de berzeekers á casa de citado político, atravesaron valles, baixaron laderas de montañas Immortal-way e nun ataque salvaje apoderáronse dunha preciada recompensa propiedad de Sponheim: a súa ovella XD
Tralo botín pagano, os guerreiros voltaron nas suas Drakkar e exhibiron a ovella ós habitantes das aldeas, mostrando así o seu poderío e hazañas.
A secuencia dos feitos foi grabada por unha cámara de TV e posteriormente, ainda que todos se esperaban unha boa cena como bos paganos, Enslaved liberou a ovella monte arriba, quedando así en harmonía coa nai natureza mentres fixeron un solo pagano-prog-setentero, un growl e brindaron nos seus cornos con hidromiel vendo sonrientes o animal perderse polos toxos adiante.

As secuencias do secuestro vikingo XD

Xa tardaba algun video máis do tema XD

"Warcry ha tenido dos, para mi para mi, dos facetas, una es... queeeee...transmite un mundo...que tu lo sabes y otro, y otro mundo"
Mariano García
(Entre dos mundos)

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Batman vs Videogame

A far l’amore comincia tu is a megahit that Raffaella Carrá made in the 70's. Raffaella Carrá is an italian singer, dancer, tv presenter and actress that was very famous in latinamerica, Spain and Italy mostly in the 70's and 80's decades. The song was recorded by herself in italian, spanish and english, and later was covered in german language by Tony Holiday re-naming the song to tanze samba mit mir. In Spanish Raffaella translated the song re-naming it as well like en el amor todo es empezar.
I have chosen the italian version because it seems like explosions are bigger and I am a rude guy, you know XD
Raffaella Carrá - A Far L'amore Comincia Tu

Tony Holiday was a german pop singer and songwriter. His cover song of Raffaella Carrá quickly became a hit in both Germany and Austria, peaking at #4 on the German music charts and reaching the Top 20 on the Austrian music charts in 1977.
Tony Holiday - Tanze Samba Mit Mir

Tankwart is a parallel project of the german thrashers Tankard. They just made 2 albums in the middle of the 90's making a thrash humour-parody metal.
Tankwart - Tanze Samba Mit Mir

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Learn how to dance, dance good!!

The first song is the Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter soundtrack!! XDD


Ram Jam is a 70's american rock band and creators of the famous song "Black Betty" (1977). Bill Bartlett, guitarist leader of Ram Jam took a song from the blues-folk composer Leadbelly (1885-1949) called Black Betty wich was just 1 min. long and arranged and remade it making the popular song we all know.
Ram Jam - Black Betty

Spiderbait is an Australian rock band who have had two top ten albums and another three albums reach the Australian top 40. Their song "Buy Me a Pony" was #1 on the Triple J Hottest 100 for 1996, and the group enjoyed success with their 2004 #1 Australian hit cover of "Black Betty". They started in 1992 and the last release is a greatest hits compilation in 2005 after 6 albums.
Spiderbait - Black Betty

Unha das principales razóns polas que escollín este black betty foron ambos videos (a versión de Spiderbait tamén me gusta bastante :P) pero o video de Ram Jam... qué despliegue! eu paseime a maior parte do tempo ríndome entre o baixista-que paaaaxa, o outro do fondo á izquierda espernexando que parece que pillaron a un puesto de ácido na calle para facer bulto (aihg que anos 70... ollo que por veces parece que se vai caer de verdad XDD) e o cantante tal cual Giles en Bad Taste con pelos largos XDD.
Logo ta o trasfondo, unha casa na que os dueños parecen estar á dereita cos brazos cruzados "a ver cándo acaban estes hippies co video este no noso jardín" e cerca tamén as harleys coas "nenas" que bailan cando lles vén en gana XD
Aparte ¿non parece coma si grabaran 1 minuto e repetiran as imáxenes unha e outra vez? XD

Logo está a cousa de... a ver qué grupo de rock se atreve ahora a sacar un single con casi 2 minutos de solos!!!!

The Simpsons in real life

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Tom & Jerry cover Finntroll

Värttinä is Finland's most successful contemporary folk music group. Fronted by three female singers and supported by six acoustic musicans, composes most of their music and lyrics based on traditional Karelian and other Finno-ugric styles but with modern and thoroughly distinctive and orginal arrangements. They were formed in 1983!!! and passed through different line-ups in all their history.
A must know if you like folk music!
Värttinä - Käppee

I have talked about Boney Nem in one of the first posts of this section, they are a funny russian band which started like Thrash-Death and they developed into a Industrial Death Metal style. They have lots of cover songs, and I think this one of the Värttinä's Käppee totally rocks!
Boney Nem - Käppee