Nunca te acostarás (...) sen saber algo novo -sobre Finlandia-

Vaia, non sabía eu que fora o único que pensara igual :) ademáis hai estudios que o certifican. Interesante.
Always learning something new (or sometimes not so new) about certified studies:

http://www.finlandforthought.net/2008/12/10/finnish-women-biggest-whores-in-the-world/

Holidays' break

Voume por un tempo, pero volverei en 1 semana máis ou menos. Ata entón, deixovos, adiantando que vou introducir 2 etiquetas máis que serán interesantes e estarán máis ou menos interrelacionadas :) "Downloads" e "musical discoverings" estarán funcionando a partir da miña volta :P
Un saludo para os que se acordan do meu cumpleanos.. vamos velliños xa...

I leave the blog for a while, but I will be here 1 week later with a little new thing in the blog: 2 new labels "Downloads" and "musical discoverings" for the 2009 and going on.
See u soon.

De estrellas del metal...

Por moitos é conocido que Leo (ex-Saratoga e ahora Stravaganzza) paréceme un repunante (nunca mellor dito Simónciño). Sólo 5 minutos del chega para aburrirme, ainda que non discuto que chegue alto e que blah e blah... simplemente faiseme difícil de aturar (tal vez máis ainda despois de oír o desastre de versión que fixo de Eloise, xa lle gustaría a el ser Tino Casal... e logo cos seus nulos intentos de emular un growl -o que non vale, non vale, non todos somos Daniel Heiman, Christian Ãlvestam ou Bjorn Strid-). Ademáis con cousas como Stravaganzza e no novo Edgar Alan Poe, unha especie de ópera rock española no que canta este home, -esperpento e horror con "sonido español", con voces españolas, todo español e como mentes os de Iguana Tango- ... a miña opinión non cambia moito.
Por certo, se esas son as mellores voces que temos en España... la cosa está malita...
Curiosamente, xusto fai uns días encontreime nun foro a un tipo que puxo esta foto do Leo dándolle un meneito reggaetonero nalgunha disco. Unha foto curiosa do que dicen que é un dos máis famosos jevimetaleros españoles... por supuesto sólo conocido en España e nalgún que outro lugar de Sudamérica (...)

Nese mismo foro chamoume moito a atención un rapaz (diferente do da foto) que decía esto, curioso, o que teñen "las estrellas del metal" (...):

"Un colega de cierta ciudad se propuso traer a Stravaganza o alguna pollada así donde canta el "quiero ser como Sebastian Bach" Leo de Saratonga a tocar a una sala, hasta ahí todo normal, caché bastante normalillo (tenían un solo disco) y buen rollete.
Hasta que le llega una lista de exigencias del amigo Leo del tipo de:

- quiero una chocolatina marca "smarts" pero energetica
- un kinder noseque de chocolate blanco
- m&ms de color amarillo
- caramelos light de gominola sin azúcar marca ·x·

y una lista de chorradas para dársela de roquestar pa cagarse. Con lo fácil que hubiera sido pedir una ouija, farla y nenas."
Por Ahortator

Funny video + cover song 13

Back to all the FV + CS compilation

"El príncipe gitano" (the gypsy prince) is a flamenco spanish singer, I suppose more or less famous though I dont know too much about flamenco music because I dont like it at all. He did a cover song from the rock myth Elvis Presley that you can see here with his odd way to sing in english language.
Note: It's not manipulated, and it's a serious show in the national spanish TV :D
I have seen this video many years ago, but somehow I found it again few time ago and I cried laughing again XD
El príncipe gitano - In the guetto


Time ago I listened to an album of Richard Cheese, a swing singer that covers lots of songs from every style of music. I didnt know all the songs were covers so when I listened "Me so horny" I thought that band had a very funny and spicy mood when composing. Finding more, I realized that that song was a cover of a band called 2 live crew, a hip hop band formed in Miami (Florida) in the late 80's. Seems they had a lot of controversy due to the sexual content of their lyrics. One of the most famous songs they made it's this next one "Me so horny".
2 Live Crew

Richard Cheese (didnt find any good video, so, I've chosen a weird one with images from Burt Reynolds and Goldie Hawn.. nothing related with the song.. but.. better than seeing just a video with a pic XDD)


What'll we get for ten dollars?
Every 'ting you want
Everything?
Every'ting
Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!
Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaahh!
Ooohh!

Ahh! Me so horny!
Me love you long time!

Sittin' at home with my dick on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?"
I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo
rNot having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny

Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?"
'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted
But you say I'm a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted
I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains
I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie
I fuck all the girls and I make 'em cry
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny.

Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me!

It's true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your parents that we're goin' out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

Later, I realized one of the links there was near the original song from 2 Live Crew was a video of the Staley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket" (La Chaqueta Metálica), and they took the idea for the song from the following extract of the movie.
Dios! é a miña impresión ou é que o tipo sona coma se fose do alto do cadramón falando injlés cando dice "fifteen dollars for both of us?" XDDD
logo outras frases tamén sona que ese actor ten un certo acento galaico notable.. ou é imaxinación miña!!?? XDD
Me sucky sucky. Me love you too much XDDD
Un extracto divertido, con final inesperado, un dia destes teñome que ver esa peli. Porqué non botarán destas en vez de botar na TV por décima vez Agarrame eses fantasmas, Harry Potter ou calquera das trapalladas que repiten sempre??

Mensaje del rey 2008

Como hai 2 diferentes aquí van :P

Odd Christmas presents

Specially for this day, I just found some nice presents, so if you dont know what to give, have a look to the following ones :P (warning: high level of irony in the following lines)

First one: the child gym at home if you want your children grow up with enough muscles and so being the strongest and the bulling one in the kindergarden. Perfect as well for not spending too much time in unuseful learning or any books and preparing their future profession as security man in a pub or other stuff...

Second one: ouija for girls oh who is calling for the date?? maybe James Dean? Kurt Kobain?. The ideal gift if you want to introduce your daughter in the dark pink arts, paranormal, poltergeist experiences and with some luck, could develop a witchcraft art ;)
Pink mouse included :)

Third one: stationary bycicle for children. Tired your children are always wanting to go out to the street and want to play with other children? This is the solution! combined with the gym at home can be very good for the mental health of the growing child, who wont need anymore to go out from home and breath harmful air.

Finally, if the child is still a baby, and you have a rock star soul that you want to transmit to the new born one little by little, you can buy some nice lullabies in this page:
http://www.rockabyebabymusic.com/
Description: Rockabye Baby! transforms timeless rock songs into beautiful instrumental lullabies. The soothing sounds of the glockenspiel, vibraphone, melltoron and other instruments will lull your baby into a sweet slumber.
So.. let's rock da cradle!!! XD
I was having a look to them and they actually seem the soundtrack of some of those terror movies were there is a ghost of a child who wants to make revenge or something like that XDD
There are a lot, Coldplay, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, ... but I have chosen these ones like samples from the albums and I will place the funny comment that is written in the original page of every cd:

Ac/dc (Ba/by) - Highway to Hell

Do you have a problem child? Rock and roll ain’t noise pollution, but unwanted cries are. When you’re up to your neck in exhaustion and dirty diapers, AC/DC’s primordial anthems are just the ticket to ride on. Your little live wire will be rocked to sleep by these gentle instrumentals. For those about to nap, we salute you.

Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Do cries in the night make you a basket case? If a rambunctious baby is turning you into an insomniac, Green Day’s anthems about dookie and shenanigans can help make sweet children. Say good riddance to a cranky baby. Welcome to paradise.

Metallica - Wherever I May Roam
Metallica - Enter Sandman - a very proper song for a child trying to sleep indeed

...Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight...
...Hush little baby, dont say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
Its just the beast under your bed,
In your closet, in your head...

These ones from Metallica are seriously a bit scary XDD

On this album, they’ll enjoy Metallica’s biggest anthems without the pesky earplugs you didn’t bother to wear growing up. We’ve turned down the volume from an eleven to a two, and made the bed ourselves. Say your prayers little one. Tonight the sandman will be gently rocking you to sleep with these essential masterpieces of rock'n'roll.

Led Zeppelin - Kashmir

Close the doors and put out the light. This evening, your child’s journey consists of a delicate dreamscape woven by the heavens and forged by the hammer of the gods. Although Led Zeppelin’s music was rooted in blues and hard rock, an element of fantasy was always present. On this album, Led Zeppelin’s most extraordinary songs have received the lullaby treatment. Hasn’t it been a long time since your baby rock and rolled?

Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop

Hey daddy-os. Hey mommy-os too. Does your child need to be sedated? Should mama’s boy or girl be too busy howling at the moon, let them pulsate to this backbeat. The Ramones sang about brats, babysitters, and believing in miracles. Is there any doubt the band didn’t want to grow up? If you want a happy family, this album will provide pleasant dreams.

Crítica do Master Of Puppets de Metallica na revista Heavy Rock - ano 1986

Hoxe unha reseña histórica do gran disco de Metallica, Master of Puppets, feita por un tal Pedro Giner, un dos que facían reseñas nesa "gran" revista chamada Heavy Rock.
Non hai ningún erro nin é fake, a revista téñoa aquí conmigo e o recorte está escaneado por mín mesmo :) -ano 1986-
Qué grandes críticos tiña daquela a prensa española... óllo á última frase.

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"Speed metal, black metal, satanic metal... Todo ese tipo de variantes o subgéneros me parecen bastante inoperantes y entre esos grupos hay mucho deshecho musical. Metallica, sin duda alguna, son los nuevos reyes del ala radical del heavy metal. Este es su tercer álbum cuando ya son grandes en prácticamente todo el globo. Y evidentemente Metallica tienen un algo especial, aparte de su imagen extremadamente jovial. Las primeras escuchas a este "Master of puppets" me han resultado inaguantables, pero las siguientes me han permitido cogerle el gusto a la banda. Relativamente hablando, claro. Porque si te pones a escucharlo a menudo te puede dar un buen dolor de cabeza. Metallica hacen heavy aplastante, sin concesiones, aunque se preocupan por que los riffs no sean idénticos en todos los temas y tienen cambios de ritmos que llaman la atención. Incluso pueden sorprenderte con lirismos insospechados, como los intercalados en la instrumental "Orion" o en el tema que dá título al elepé. También inician una balada ("Wellcome home") con aceptable gusto, aunque al final sea otra batalla de guitarras. La voz de James Hetfield, sin ser de calidad, tiene el valor de no ser histérica, como les ocurre a la gran mayoría de bandas del heavy extremista. Lo mejor del disco está en sus dos primeras piezas, que definen bien su estilo. Y para los que quieran algo todavía más bestia, que pinchen "Damage, Inc." y se desahogarán a gusto. En conjunto, muy recomendable para los seguidores del citado estilo, aunque Metallica ni quiere ni puede aspirar a lograr la aceptación de público de ondas vecinas."

PEDRO GINER

E tan ancho!! qué jefe!!